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National give your girlfriend your hoodie day
Give your girlfriend any one of your sweaters and she decides when to give it back on March 11th
National trade your hoodie day
Trade you hoodie with your bf and hell trade his, return next day
It's March 11th, trade your hoodie
It’s March 11th , Today is national boo on dudes named jackson day!!!
“why is everyone being mean to me today??” - jackson
“haven’t you heard march 11th is national boo on jackson’s day!”
Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children
March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!
You: Hey Aiden fuck you
Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh
your the most coolest bad bitch transgender if your born on march 19th!
example:
mark: oh uh btw andy when were you born? i wanna check something-
andy: march 19th, why?
mark: ohhh makes complete sense! ur transgender AND ur the baddest bitch i know!
The day satan's spawn was born.
I was born on March 19th.
No way, same!