National give your girlfriend your hoodie day
Give your girlfriend any one of your sweaters and she decides when to give it back on March 11th
National trade your hoodie day
Trade you hoodie with your bf and hell trade his, return next day
It's March 11th, trade your hoodie
It’s March 11th , Today is national boo on dudes named jackson day!!!
“why is everyone being mean to me today??” - jackson
“haven’t you heard march 11th is national boo on jackson’s day!”
Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children
You can not put mascara for the whole month of march
Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup
Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara
Girl 1: WHY!
Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!
Literally the ugliest ass there is out there he will be nice tho the boys but when it comes to girls he is literally the devil if you meet an Anderson Charles March DONT TRY TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND ITS GOING TO END BADLY…but if your a boy you might have some luck
Girl: someone bullied me today
Boy: was it Anderson Charles March😏
Girl: HOW DID YOU KNOW
March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!
You: Hey Aiden fuck you
Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh