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The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."
Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"
Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible
Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.
When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.
You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.
A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."
1.) A person that knows whats big in the hip hop world, that kinda rules ja rule out right there.
2.) A person that knows that ja rule is a tupac wannabe, the only thing tupac and ja rule have in common is an early death, you know what i mean!!!
ja rule is 2 foot tall and thinks hes tupac, i just laugh my ass off at him, doe ray me - d12, i instruct ja rule to listen to it!!!
A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.
*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*
Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot