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1. A section of Urban Dictionary where people feel the need to write definitions about their own names to make themselves and those who they wish to have sexual intercourse with feel better.
2. A section of Urban Dictionary that is misused as a burn book to roast someone (usually a person from school) the author doesn’t like.
A few examples of what people do in the Name Section of Urban Dictionary.
1. Jason: “I’m gonna look my name up in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Jackson: “What does it say?”
Jason: “‘Jason- Jason is the coolest kid in school and has the biggest penis ever’”
Jackson: “Who would be desperate enough for attention to write their own definition on Urban Dictionary?”
Jason: “Me, you dummy!”
2. Brittany: “OMG this girl named Sally at my school is such a slut. I’m gonna write a definition about her in the name section on Urban Dictionary.”
Becca: “LOL that would be sooooo funny! What will it say?”
Brittany: “Sally- Sally is a slut who is a loser and is ugly. She is also a cow.”
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backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT
person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd
did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
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look at some of the stuff on here!
every term has a sexual connotation
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Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of
A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...
A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike
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when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.
Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo
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Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit
Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!
Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).
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