On april 18th it’s national makeout day
The most to makeout with girls or guys wins
On april 18th it’s national makeout day
National Hug Day Is April 26 of every year and you can hug who ever when ever
Bro its National Hug Day
Its not a thing, your a horny mother fucker please just go away
"Its National Rape Day!"
"Fuck off john, you horny fuck."
A day for Mineta
And a day with no hate for Mineta
It starts on November 13
Yeah its National Mineta Day!!!!
A day in which all males who feel they are a complete bad ass, regardless of female opinion, is true
Ex. You: I'm a stud, baby.
Her: You wish.
You: Your opinion is irrelevant. It's guaranteed true today. It's national stud day!
National anal day is every April 10th if you don't take part you have to do anything the other person wants
"Oh hey look national anal day"
August 28th marks the date where people that have no rizz stand up to justify getting no bitches. The people that have no rizz must bow down to the people who have mastered all three rizzes. The three rizzes being Regular Rizz, Unspoken Rizz, and Demon Rizz. All Rizz masters have the option to banish their own rizz students if they choose to, but only on this special day due to many rizz students being over banished in the past. What makes this day so extraordinary unique is the fact that on this day only, Rizz masters can evolve their rizz from being a Rizz master to a Rizz God. All in all, this day is celebrated though out the entire world (majority of men relating to the fact that they have no rizz and no bitches).
Today is National No Rizz Day.