hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

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Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

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ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

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Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

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Bomb ass

Meaning something good or nice; IEcool,phat,dope ect.....

Smoke some bomb ass weed feelin' crucial- Ambitionz az a ridah

2pac

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Ass Attack

the sudden attack of the anus

joey planned a stealthy ass attack

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salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

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