safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

burgeral

One who is adept at commiting a burgeraly. This person is so good, he/she can steal frood from your hands without noticing.

(You come back from the restroom to find some of your food is missing. )
You: Dammit, who's been eating my fries?
(Everyone at the table points to Jake)
You: Wow, Jake. You are such a burgeral.

Whale Burger

The Whale Burger is a secret burger in Las Vegas that won the Netflix series Fresh Fried and Crispy. It is available at Slater's 50/50 in Las Vegas.

I can't believe you actually ordered the Whale Burger, you must be a real high roller.

Bautzen Burger

Ein Burger, aus Not und hohem Alkoholpegel geboren, der an einen knusprigen BBQ Burger erinnert.

Die Zutaten:
-Runde Doppelkekse mit Schokofüllung
-Bautz'ner Senf
-Vegane Frikadelle oder Fleischscheibe, möglichst vom Discounter

Der Aufbau des Burgers:
-Doppelkeks
-Senf
-Frikadelle

-Senf
-Doppelkeks

Der Bauzen Burger ist ein Verbrechen wieder die Natur und sollte eigentlich nicht einmal als letztes Mittel gegen den sicheren Hungertod gewählt werden - schmeckt aber überraschend lecker.

Eine Kölsche Spezialität

"Was? Bautzen Burger? Iss die Sachen doch einzeln, du fieser Lump!"

"Nein, geh weg, ich kotz gleich, du und dein widerlicher Bauzen Burger."

"Alter, der Bautzenburger schmeckt wirklich ganz geil, son bisschen nach BBQ Sauce."

munch burger

A sweet simpleton

“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”

Burger ass nigga

Some fat ass nigga or fat ass bitch

“Shut the fuck up you burger ass nigga”

burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!

i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!