The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.
1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."
"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"
2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"
"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."
When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"
"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
Drunk twerking. Usually done by stupid whores on sites like Facebook live and Periscope
Xavier: Dude I just caught a video of Emily drunk twerking!
Alex: Damn bro let me see that.
That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.
"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"
Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.
Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.
People who drink the most sugary beverages to get drunk because you can’t handle the taste/burn of the alcohol itself. This would be something like chugging Bailey’s Irish Cream or a drink with 8 oz of grenadine and 1 oz of vodka.
*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”