🐦s and the 🐝s

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.

Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.

🎅

Santa Claus!

"Have you been a good boy this year"? 🎅

( -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ _ _ _ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ )

Kirby crying, I guess.

Josh: Do you wanna know what weird face I can do?

Stan: Not really. But what is it?

Josh: ( -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ _ _ _ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ -̩̩̩ ) It's Kirby crying!

Friiiiiiinnnddd

SpongeBob and Patrick say this to Squidward in that one episode

Patrick: Friiiiiiinnnddd

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

AVGN episode 19

The most obscure Angry Video Game Nerd episode ever. At least 95% of his fans haven't even seen it. It also ties with episode 18 as well, which was the first part of that video.

Have you seen AVGN Episode 19?
No what game does James review there?
It's not even a game, it was a movie.
WTF? *dies*

Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.

I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!