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The kind of woman who has the body of a letter P. Big boobs no ass. And she cant sing and nobody likes her. Big lips, forever single...yknow
Wow crop top bimbo is a silly sausage
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Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it
Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread
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the movie with a beach scene and a lot of guys with abs/ back abs.
“have you seen the new top gun maverick movie??”
“yassssss it had so many hot guys.”
“omg right?!?! like did you see miles teller?”
“he’s my fave.”
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When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.
"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."
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a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.
omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?
grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!
omar: will do! get the funnel.
to give head; perform oral sex on a sexual partner
"Last night I bopped my boyfriend's top." "I can't go with you guys tonight, I'm staying home with my man, so you know I'll be bopping some top!"
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THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION
MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.
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