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A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
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The act of spamming someone's phone when they don't have it.
Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
What’s that movie that sucked ass?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach
Sebastian: Yeah
Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.
After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo