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potato

a fucking fat ass

you are a potato

by itsibitsispeeder September 10, 2023


Potatoes

Something of which you really need a few good ones.

Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020


Potato

A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia

by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022


Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 11, 2018


Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

by Imsosohungry April 7, 2021


Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019


Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023