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A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.
Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
To give someone genital warts.
Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
Daniel: Wtf is an Egg Nugget???
Kade: ermmm its agshully Egg NOGGET as in eggnog buddy :nerd:
Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.
Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu
my wife that cheated on me
me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her
me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
The ultimate eggs and porkchop wombo combo
Person 1: I'll have egg chops please.
Person 2: What's egg chops?
Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???