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when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.
you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.
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The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.
Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.
Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.
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Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.
Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?
Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.
Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.
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A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.
John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
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Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.
These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.
Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.
Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?
Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed
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Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.
Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.
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One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.
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