When you have anal sex with a horse.
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice
When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.
"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"
The plastered bright toothy smile of Meghan Markle . Correct use of (Show Horsing) is to hold the smile in whatever event one is at to include: garden parties ,bank robberies, funerals, catastrophic life loss, and speaking events.
Meghan Markle attended a memorial service for a school shooting and the bitch was "Show Horsing" all the time.
the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.
Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.
To begin a task or job, often with enthusiasm or as soon as the ability arises.
Most often used in the American south, though it’s a slightly uncommon phrase.
“Yeah, my parents have been telling me since I was little to get a job so I can start saving as soon as possible. Since I’m sixteen I really gotta hop on that horse.”
(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.
Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?
Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.
Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.