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A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
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Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.
They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.
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A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
A absoloutely destroyed her last night while doing the Hitler Hot Pocket
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shitting in ones hands and then using the shit as lube for inserting a dildo in your own ass
the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his ass after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket
alabama lean pocket
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Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant
So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?
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The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
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The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
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