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When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
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individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend
"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.
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Friends that tease, make fun of, and generally like to cause evil or mean actions to each other. Whether or not these friends are being serious or not often depends on the friends.
I like to make fun of my friends acne because we are friends with malevolence.
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Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.
Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.
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when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.
dude, friend test!
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Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:
1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.
2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.
3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.
I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!
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internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
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