When a girl is kneeling in the shower and a guy is standing over her and cums all over her, like a shower.
"I just gave that bitch a polar shower."
Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.
Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!
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The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
When you jack off in the shower
I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.