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Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023


Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021


Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021


Foot long sub

A submissive man (usually)

With a large penis

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing”

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf

by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023


Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024


Long Kitchen

A knife.

Man saw that long kitchen and got shook.

by Baby R (Free My Bro) December 22, 2021


Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022