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the end product when you laugh so hard that a little poop comes out.
I think, I think I just pooped myself a little. Now that's a fart nugget right there! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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The act of farting into your cupped hand and quickly hurling it into a nearby face.
If your woman is bitchin and you're over it period, just give her a bomb fart and tell her to pack her shit and make like a tree.
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a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??
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1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
Bro, I just ninja farted.
Lolwut?
<3 Ninja Fart Pop <3
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This states the range of a person's fart. It an attribute used to describe a person. It is similar to standards such as person's height, sex, or race, but has a tendency to fluctuate depending on certain factors. Such factors include genetics, diet, body position, and mood. Some people, however, are known to have significantly greater range than other people. Some synonyms for this world includes "fart range", "flaturange", "rip terf"
Neil Patrick Harrison: "aww fuck man, did you just fart?"
Samuel L Jackson:"what! Fuck no. If I did, I would own up to that shit fool."
Victor Garber:(walking across the lobby)
"Heyyyyy, whats up. You wanna get wasted, bro?"
Neil: "Fuck yea, but seriously dude, what the fuck is up with your fart zone. That shit fills up the entire room."
Victor: what can I say bro. I'm one talented motherfucker
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When two or more people have a contest to see who can achieve the loudest fart.
Person 1: *Fart*
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
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Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
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