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The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.
That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor
the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny
hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube
A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him
John bologna is hated by liberals
Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair
Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!
I know I just saw John’s Hair
Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it
Omg same. Want to have seggs?
Ok
The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
I would love to date john Devon
Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match
I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon