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"Are you shitting me?", "are you kidding?" or "do you think I'm fucking stupid?"
A: Ils arrivent les flics!
B: Tu te fous de ma gueule?
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An action used By Bubba the Love Sponge to make his sexual partners Squirt.
The guys in the 334 make the girls squirt with a 2 finger cul de sac jones.
321đź‘Ť 91đź‘Ž
When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)
John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!
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The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.
Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!
299đź‘Ť 106đź‘Ž
the worst mf school youll ever go to smh my head. but straight up if u go here ur a real g for surviging it
yo you go to De La Salle North Catholic? brooo fuck your dumbass uniforms
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(prefix)(Adverb)(Adjective)(Proper Noun) Describing A person who refuses to acknowledge their own actions that led to the inevitable outcome of residing within a non-registered van. Claiming that the world, not themselves, is to blame for everything that is going wrong in their life, all the while refusing to admit they have a substance abuse problem. Living like a leech or Parasite feeding off unsuspecting friends and family...
Katie was going places until she started giving it up to support her crack habit." "Ever since she lost her place and prostitutes herself out of her car she's nothing but a Bum-Diggum-De-van-(Jimminy) just replace jimminy with katie.
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A school filled with rich french kids that’ll ruin your life day by day. One day there, and you can be apart of your own scandal. Drama can be found in every corner and if you look closely you can find a snobby-skinny -Jean -wearing rich boy who’s probably wearing a Kenzo sweatshirt. A school where you can wear your own clothes, but wear the wrong thing and you might be bullied; but that’s a part of the experience. LFCDG is great fun, you can make new friends or you can think your making new friends but in reality they’re two faced and their only your “friend” to talk shit about you. At the lycee you can find students smoking just outside of the school, now don’t be intimidated, they’re just re charging they won’t hurt you if you don’t look them in the eyes. Despite the passive aggressive shit I wrote, I owe a lot to that school, it gave me an attitude and it showed me how to be a boss at bitch stares. It also made me stronger; despite being in the worse mental state I have ever been when I was there, it gave me thicker skin. Now I don’t give a shit about what anyone says because the students at LFCDG has already said it all.
GIRL: “urg what’s that smell”
BOY: “ oh it’s the students from that french school, lycée français Charles de Gaulle, they smoke a lot”
*student walks by screaming on the phone *
STUDENT: “papa !! Nan mais j’ai que besoin comme 500£!!!” (annoying high pitch nasally voice)
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