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When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
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When one or more dudes get super drunk and drop their pants and tuck their penis to look like a vagina (see also "The Sister"), and dance in front of their friends saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!" (Works best when the song "goodbye horses" by Q Lazzarus is playing)
The other night Grover got really drunk and proceeded to have a one-man Buffalo Bill Dance Party in front of everyone.... I sent the video to his mom!
When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.
Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.
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A good place to go to get banged by hot, flexible dancers with strong legs who moan with much emotion.
AKA Katie
Let's all go to the Dance Theatre Studio, they're begging for cocks there. Especially Katie.
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The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.
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Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
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