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You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.
Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk
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1. The 'Dead Horse Vibe' occurs when there's a difference of opinion and both parties don't want to back down from their views which causes an annoyance which in turn makes both parties feel awkward but they still try and act like nothings wrong.
2. Another meaning of the 'Dead Horse Vibe' is where people/friends have been hanging out/sleeping over for a long duration(1 or more weeks) and eventually everyone runs out of material(things to say) and wants to go home which creates a weird feeling but everyone still continues to try and act normal.
Example for meaning 1:
Guy1: Hey did you see that cool movie?
Guy2: nah I didnt like it much, its lame
Guy1: Thats your opinion but still... why dont you like it?
Guy2: I dont have any reasons for not liking it
Guy1: I didnt say you needed a reason for not liking it, I was just asking a simple question
Guy2: I dunno I just dont like it, why do you care?
Guy1: I dont care but still you must have some sort of idea why you dont like it
-Dead Horse Vibe Activated-
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Average length a dead cat can be throw, equal to around 1 football field.It is also most commonly used as a measure of distance from your current position to Restroom.
The store is about 15 Dead cat throws away.
The closest Restroom is about 5 Dead cat throws away.
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Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.
1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!
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From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.
Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.
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It’s the month of only dead memes. You can only make/post and show other people dead memes
Guy 1: hey dude what u watching?
Guy 2 shows dead meme: remember this meme?
Guy 1: damn...
Guy 2 : it’s dead meme December now dude.
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The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.
Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!
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