Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
A sexual act wherein one person orgasms in another person's ass so hard that it comes out of their nose.
Is she still breathing? I think that Reverse Angry Dragon might have killed her, bro!
Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!
Did it feel better than vaginal?
To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.
A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin
that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target
I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.
When you blow a vape cloud while going down on a girl.
Woah dude, Josh just did a Forbidden Smoke Dragon on Brittany.
mans a dragon enit is a person called aron Noriega which is a person who aspires to be a dragon he recently set his face on fire and cried.
mans a dragon enit I blow fireballs and set little kids on fire