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A work colleague who becomes the subject of your erotic dream
I had another sex dream about boss. They are definitely my dream worker now
your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.
*some time later*
SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.
---5 long years later---
SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?
SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...
PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.
DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...
PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...
PijimSammy: Crap!
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!
Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.
*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*
...
???: Not today.
The last hit of a joint, when it has been smoked down to the filter but some ash is still glowing
Person 1: Hey let me get another hit of that...
Person 2: I don't think there's any left...
Person 3: Yeah it's just Tiger Dreams.
Falling asleep and having a moist sexual dream while having a whacky Wednesday special
He had a dream soda float with his chips.