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When a girl sticks her big toe up a guys butthole
Did you hear about Colton?
He got the turny special last night
Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
You and your buddies go to a Mexican restaurant to eat and drink. After wards you get a to go box, then you and 6 buddies spit, puke and shoot snot rockets into the food! Mix it up and it is ready to serve to a dude you don't like!
Noah" Hey man El toros was off the chain last night"
Ian" I heard you gave stehr the El toro special"
Noah" Yep and he ate every last bite"
Ian" He told me what a pal you were for hooking him up with food last night"
Noah" What are friends for"
When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special
A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.
Me and the boys headed down to Hawkeye's for a Chicago Special.
Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?