passion tea lemonade

Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.

Extra points if you order it without sugar.

I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

bucket of tea

Your mouth after you have been tea bagged

Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"

bee-tea-dubz

the spelling of BTW (by the way)

bee-tea-dubz im grounded :)

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.

Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!

sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning