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A horrendously awful fart. Not necessarily the hot burning kind though. Its hard to explain but it's a very distinct type of fart, and if you fart a swamp fart or smell one then the name suddenly makes sense. This usually result from an upset stomach or just not eating well, or eating something that doesn't agree with you.
"Dude I totally just let a Swamp Fart loose... I can tell it is one and I can't even smell it yet..."
"What's a Swamp Fart?"
"...*raises eyebrow*"
"OMG! *grabs entire face* Now I understand!"
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A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
You can't mask that fart hand with lotion or perfume.
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Selling fart jars, only $6 a jar! Get yer' fresh smelly fart-in-a-jar here!
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To imitate in an extremely authentic manner various fart sounds by creating an airtight seal on your partner's neck...usually performed shortly after both parties have experienced an orgasm as a comic relief to the utter seriousness of the sexual act that just took place.
While this can be performed while not involved in sexual activity, it is usually more successful during sex as you are able to pick the most unexpected moment to strike.
Last night after several hours of sex with my girl, I decided to trip her up with a gigantic Neck Fart.
It sounded so lifelike and disgusting, you could almost taste the butt funk wafting through the air.
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When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart
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Where you call some one on the phone and when they answer it you fart into the phone and then hang up.
It is done as a prank call or when someone pisses you off and you can't put into words how you feel ect.
John's still pissed off because I'm dating Kathy. I'm still getting fart calls from him.
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