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The type of person who is shady, scandalous and typically does dirt in the late hours or very early morning. May have a girlfriend but never sees her due to his extracurricular activities he chooses.
Girl you don’t need him, he’s one of those fly by night mother fuckers.
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When two gentlemen (or ladies willing to partake) proceed to evenly consume a 30-rack in rapid fashion and upon completion begin a once in a lifetime smackdown.
Bro 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Nothin bro, wanna have a 30-Rack Fight Night?
Bro 1: I'm not fuckin scared. Let's fuckin go.
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This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.
Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.
A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.
Every Sunday evening on TLC they have shows about tree man or the woman with giant legs.
Me: "Did you hear about the 40 year old stuck in a 10 year olds body?"
You: "Yeah, it was on the Sunday Night Freak Show."
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The act of getting blazed around midnight.
I was on a late night space flight when i wrote this so it took me 10 minutes...
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The act in which a group of older women friends go out without their old fart husbands. Old gals' night out usually begins slow with dinner and drinks at a restaurant. The evening picks up when the old gals get soused and end up closing down the local nightclub.
The ladies had an Old gals' night out and went to see the male strippers.
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