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bad aids

You know you're screw when you have this. Bad aids is commonly referred to as "proper aids" or just "aids" for short. Not to be confused with good aids e.g. first aid or hearing aids.

Craig's a goner. He's slept with way too many men & now he's got bad aids.

by Superostia7 June 28, 2006

6πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Big bad rissa

Intense drug

I was smokin big bad rissa last night

by mlove May 14, 2003

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Your ratios are bad

The idea behind this phrase is that whatever horrible outcome someone is describing to you... it was their fault for having a bad ratio of (insert X variables that could affect said outcome).

See Examples below for usage.

Example 1

Group of 4 guys, 1 girl (goin' clubbin): Hey, can we get in?

Badass Bouncer: HELL NO! Your ratios are bad. We don't need that much dick on the dance floor.


Example 2

Underslept Student (played Halo all night): Man, I bombed that test earlier...my parents are gonna kill me.

Student's Friend: Cause your ratios were bad, retard. Stop pwning noobs and get more sleep next time.


Example 3:

Mr. No Style (wearin' white socks, black pants, etc): This blows, I didn't get any numbers tonight...

Stylin' Playa Friend: Well...look at yourself dammit! Your ratios are bad! Go buy some Gucci and quit shoppin at Kohls.

by hasfunwithwords March 4, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


got real bad

Adjective, used to describe a person who came extremely close to the end the night before by indulging in ridiculous amounts of alcohol and ban substances.

Hey, who shit in the tub? It was Steckel, he got real bad ladt night!

by A. DeSantis August 12, 2004

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Bad Bunny

New {Latin Trap} """"""""singer"""""""" who has a pair of Adidas as fast as some Pumas, whose lyrics are pure raping, talking about the size of his sexual organs and presuming of a {Porsche Panamera}. He win fame after working as shop assistant. He is just a bad bunny, flesh for the Ol School {Pitbull} {Armando PΓ©rez} who is also nasty but gentle and romantic.

-hey did ya hear the new song from Bad Bunny?
-yes, I don't have words to describe it.
-True? It's awesome man I knew you were going to love it!
-Uh... I said I have no words to describe it because I can't still understand that song.
-Dude U gay.
-Not hearing a trend doesn't make people be gay.

by Teh Wolfboy July 22, 2018

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


bad energy

\ˈbad\ \ˈe-nΙ™r-jΔ“\ 1:A less than favorable condition or situation that develops as the quantity of a particular drug begins to decline. i.e., As the amount of a substance decreases, the so-called "bad energy" increases. Other factors include; addiction, intelligence, funding. etc 2:Bad energy is a person or individuals (a)whom are no longer necessary now that funding, transportation, supply or other criteria necessary to allocate a substance have been met. (b)who are expecting owed monies or properties to be repaid and doesn't buy the excuses that you have fabricated. (c)who hinders someones ability to bum, mooch or freeload. (d)who deny loans or services needed to allocate a substance. (e)who calls Child Protective Services when a child is being neglected, ignored, or improperly monitored. 3:Any place or establishment avoided so that monies or properties owed to that establishment or a patron who frequents that establishment can continue being dismissed. 4:Bad energy is anything that hinders or derails the ability to allocate a substance which may include but are no limited to:bills, collectors, bills that can no longer be deferred, a child, diapers, wipes, food, transportation, a job, funds, child protective services, personal loans, personal and/or family obligations, automobile maintenance, pregnancy, changing a diaper, hygiene, rent, taxes, dealer won't accept food stamps, cooking, cleaning, crying baby, paranoia, car insurance, or SIMPLY RUNNING OUT of DRUGS.

Simply running low or running out of drugs is bad energy.

by stopbreedingdumbass November 20, 2011

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


bad story

When you tell someone something awesome that happend you....and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, 'damn, that's stupid'.

Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.

Person 1: Hey, I was home alone last night so I took a piss with the door open!
Person 2: Bad story bro....

by awesomerainbowboo February 18, 2014

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž