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Another way of saying "slow down" or "stop." Usually used when someone is being hasty about something and a wiser person says "Hold your horses!" to make them stop and think. Encourages someone to have caution.
Based on the times when people used wagons or carriages, and when they needed to keep them under control they would need to literally hold the horses back from running.
"Hold your horses," said Joe, "you don't know when the movie even starts."
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To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
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When someone tells you to touch your nose, it means to stay out of their business. It is none of your business. Could also mean "don't worry about it."
Girl: "Who was that other female you were talking to?"
Guy: "Touch your nose."
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A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.
"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"
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From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.
How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.
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To express astonished disbelief at what is being said (especially gossip).
Penny: Try thinking about this... Sheldon and Amy had sex!
Raj: Shut your ass!
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To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.
Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.