Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop
"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"
"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"
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When you have to poop so badly, you canβt focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.
Donβt bother Eric right now... Heβs got poop madness real bad
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A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.
"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"
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When you swap someone's grape nuts cereal with litterbox cakes and have their drunk and/or high friend consume it.
My friend was a dick so I served him some poop cereal
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A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.
Ted: Are you okay?
Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.
Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?
Robin: Excuse me?
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Anal sex.
Not to be confused with poop snookered
Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?
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