choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).

I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.

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ludder

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.

I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)

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pheNomNomenal

When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.

This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!

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participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

FleshPretzel

1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.

2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.

1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!

2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!

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tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!