When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
The smug, self-satisfied feeling one experiences after:
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
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A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
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Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...
Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".
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A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.
I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.
A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
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When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.
This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!
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