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a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.
Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??
A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
You can't mask that fart hand with lotion or perfume.
Selling fart jars, only $6 a jar! Get yer' fresh smelly fart-in-a-jar here!
To imitate in an extremely authentic manner various fart sounds by creating an airtight seal on your partner's neck...usually performed shortly after both parties have experienced an orgasm as a comic relief to the utter seriousness of the sexual act that just took place.
While this can be performed while not involved in sexual activity, it is usually more successful during sex as you are able to pick the most unexpected moment to strike.
Last night after several hours of sex with my girl, I decided to trip her up with a gigantic Neck Fart.
It sounded so lifelike and disgusting, you could almost taste the butt funk wafting through the air.
Where you call some one on the phone and when they answer it you fart into the phone and then hang up.
It is done as a prank call or when someone pisses you off and you can't put into words how you feel ect.
John's still pissed off because I'm dating Kathy. I'm still getting fart calls from him.
Practical Joke involving farting on a pillow, then briefly smothering someone with said pillow. A variation of that old classic, the Ducth Oven.
A good fart pillow involves the perpetrator shouting "FART PILLOW!!" at the top of their voice when doing the deed.