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n. 1. A man or woman that is tall, gorgeous, and super delicious. Like on a hot day, a tall drink of water is absolutely appealing.
2. Old slang for a visually appealing man or woman.
Would you look at hunky man? He is one tall drink of water. I could drink that RIGHT up.
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A combination of a dutch windmill and soggy biscuit, where each man in the circle holds his penis with his right hand, puts his left hand on the man to his left's right wrist and makes him masturbate. They all ejaculate onto a stroopwafel, and the person on the right of the last man to ejaculate must eat the stroopwafel.
Simon - "Let's get some friends round and we can have a Dutch Water Wheel!"
Findlay - "We'll need at least four guys."
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What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.
You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.
{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!
{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?
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A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.
The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.
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A saltwater wetback is a European American. A descendant of illegal European squatters occupying the Americas who had to cross the salt waters of the sea to get to North and South America.
Salt water wetback“go back to Mexico you wetbacks! You had to cross the rio grande to get here”
Mexican “your people had to cross a whole sea to get here, your the wetbacks”
"Damn Bong Water Johnson, that was dumb as shit."
Thuggizzle Water LLC is a bottle water and distribution company located in San Antonio, Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water comes from the appalachian mountains of georgia where over 65" of rainfall is received a year on average. Phillip Hodge also known as hip hop artist Thuggizzle is the owner and founder of Thuggizzle Water LLC
Did you know that Thuggizzle Water LLC. is a black owned business?