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When a guy cock blocks and swoops on the girl.
I was hooking up with a girl and my friend "D. Buied" me after I left to go outside.
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A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
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When a man provides passionate sex to his partner or partners on a regular basis
Friend 1: Where were you do last night?
Friend 2: Sorry I couldn't make it, I was slinging D. You know your boy 😜
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A "D Pat" is a cave dweller that rests aside the coast of point lookout. Before Point Lookout, they were found in Western Africa near Kenya. A common nickname for a "D Pat" is a N*gg*r.
Yo that D Pat just stole my TV!
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Abbreviation or code for "Walk the Dog" Said when the dog is within hearing distance and you don't want to commit yourself to taking the dog out.
Him.. "Are you gonna w the d?"
Her.. "SHH! She'll hear you!"
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An penis if your sexual or a alien smiley face
A conversation between a mother and son
Mother: 8=====D
Son: Eww mom why did you send me a penis
Mother: Your Brother said it was a alien space ship
Son: No its a Penis
Mother: so this isn't a alien getting into a ship 8=====D {()}
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the penis emoji. a form of text slang/language. use this if you are pissed of with your friends. preferbely use a capital D instead of a lowercase D at the end (tip of penis). you can even change the length of the penis.
example: two friends texting.
person A: you are soooo annoying!
person B: you are such a 8-------D
person A: you are a bigger 8---------------D
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