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1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting
2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy
Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy
There’s no Person 2.
2024 7-16 5:11 p.m
Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary
7:23 p.m.
Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1
That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.
5 hour documentaries can kill you
have to say yes to rafael when he ask you to hoco
Rafael: do you wanna go to hoco it’s september 5
Girl: yes ofc
National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!
Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay
When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝
On September 5th I got sloppy toppy
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National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))
*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5
Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay
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The people with the best hair are born on September 5
“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”
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