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Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.
"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"
A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
potato is the biggest most humongous person ever. LOVE YOU BIG!!! - A
we lov our friend potato!!
potatOS the best operating system in the world developed by magyarezred
guy: have you heard about potatOS?
you: no
guy:sad