Cutting Grass

Smoking ganga, usually with the homies.

Mike was cutting grass behind the school lab yesterday.

"what're you doing?"
"I'm cutting grass"

e cut

An expression of joy over someones misfortune.

e cut John broke his leg!

Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.

She cut avocados for him

Cut some vinyl

To have an elaborate sexcapade or womp womp with another.

Hey Edgar, lets cut some vinyl today... Im feeling frisky.

Director’s Cut

When the driver takes a “short cut” but the route actually adds time to the ride.
Usually the driver will insist that their way is better despite having any real reasons other than “trust me bro!”

Often rejects passenger offers for gps navigation.

Sorry we’re late dear, your father had us take a little director’s cut through the backroads instead of the highway.

Cut A Rug

The explosion of a vaginal fart, or vart, from the vaginal canal while in close proximity or in passing of a group of people

"I'm so embarrassed I just cut a rug in line for confession. Now everyone knows I'm having premarital sex FML"

Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.

Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!