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He is so hot, he gets all the chicks his dick is 500 meters wide and icm long
Daniel Mcardle shoves it in chicks somehow?
A match made in heaven, Danielle’s are funny and every lad tends to fall for her. Elliot’s are as handsome as greek gods and as strong as diamonds. Even if they have never spoken they will always find a way to make it work
“Aww, I wish I was like Danielle and Elliot!”
best couple goals ever would definitely recommend them getting together they are soulmates only talked a couple of times but soon they are going to become from strangers to loves very fast
Aww they are such Danielle and Elliot❤️❤️ couple
A librarian in charge of community service. Is strict and only lets you do disk repairs.
calling mr. Daniel:
Mr. Daniel: hey boys we need you at the library for the harvest festival very important jobs at the library come quick
Boys: ok
Later
Mr. Daniel: all right gentlemen we need you to do some disk repairs
Boys: really now?
Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent
1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.
Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?
Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.
big booty hoe. his booty is probably bigger than yo mamas. his booty aint the only big thing as he has a big nose too. if he were a bird hed be toucan sam. probably has a little dick tho. looks like a thumb and has small ears. style sucks more than he does. hes probably gay for silas.
Damn is that DANIEL OLIVAS!
Look at DANIEL OLIVAS