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The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.
Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!
Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.
1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!
a stare that implies the person he or she is looking at is dead to them
She is giving me the “Dead to me look” it breaks my heart to know she felt about me.
Someone who is no fun and always ruins a good day out. They have no creative mindset and express very pessimistic opinions when it comes to someone using their imagination.
Man he's no fun, he just a dead head boy.
That dead head boys imagination is limited to the size of a pea.
you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.
"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"
Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.
I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.