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The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!
Girl 1: who’s the most country guy we know?
Girl 2: it’s definitely Ethan! (Moans)
Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.
Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky
The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.
Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
The type of guy to laugh so hard he throws up and shits himself.
Jeff: Why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.
This is my name, but...
We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time
"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"
Ethan... You will always want a Ethan around. He brightens your day, he makes you laugh, hes super fun to ride busses with. If you need someone to stand up for you he for sure got your back. Maybe that's why he has so many friends. Make sure your careful on what you say to him cause he has a soft heart. Ethan is an amazing guy and make sure you hold on to him for a long time cause he got you no matter what. You can tell him literally anything and he will be understanding and will help you through the way. He is such an amazing person in my life and i hope we never break apart from our friendship. You might think that not talking to him for a while means that you guys are losing your friendship, but he will never do that to you. i love the Ethan in my life and i hope im friends with him forever.
" Ethan is the bestest friend you could ever have"