Ninety-five gallon sweat

A person who wastes all their time on video games and never goes outside which makes them who they are. They can also be toxic people.

Bill: Hey Jake, wanna meet up?
Jake: Nope, I am going to game for the rest of the day.
Bill: Then you're a ninety-five gallon sweat you bozo!

five nasty ass fools

A term used by the Virtual Reality gaming YouTuber by the name of EddieVR to refer to the Five Nights At Freddy’s series. The term was first coined in his second episode of his playthrough of FNAF Help Wanted where he was looking at the abbreviation for said game. It has since stuck with his fanbase

Eddie: Guelcome back to Five Nasty Ass Fools!

White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper

The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!