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When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”
Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you
he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower
when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)
“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”
this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
Yo bros we ready for McCoy’s? I just took a based shower.
The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member
My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower