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When a guy thinks your beautiful at Halloween Horror Nights.
When a pretty girl walks by a long line of drunk men trying to get in the cabin in the woods haunted house and a drunk guy says, "is that a banana in your pocket?"
n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.
Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..
She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.
1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation
Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!
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Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.
Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman
You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?
Something a guy says to get a girl to look down or bend over to see her boobs.
When someone has money but is to tight to share it.
Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks
V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.
Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.
When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.
"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"