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Rip the Piss

When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".

1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.

by Hulahoopa September 6, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss into a bottle

to get drunk or drink too much alcohol.(probably)

Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)

by fortuneteller657 August 18, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


rageing piss

1. Act of first urination after drinking beer, more commonly known as cracking the seal.

2. Can be used for describing a heavy rainfall.

3. can be used in a violent threat

ie. 1. i just raged the hugest piss.

2. We can't go for a walk because it's rageing piss outside.

3. I'm gonna Rage Piss all over your ass!

by jessecanada March 18, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you

My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 9, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss Pot

A guy who likes the tits of cows! often refered to as a farmer who is lonely and cant get a date!

Get that piss pot away from my cows!

by ugly_0101010 May 13, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss excellence

when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else

Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"

by Aries90_Ps3 August 20, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž