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“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.
friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?
when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.
“let’s get these pizza children home safe”
It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?
2. Person: no thats gross
1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
An act of making a pizza better that is better than pizza hut's
John: Domino's Just Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut
A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.
Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.
Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party
Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away
Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then
When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.
John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.