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A Person or a Nocturnal Animal Who Has Yellow Eyes But Also Has Pinkeye, Allergies or is Stoned
The Term Comes From the Golden Glow of Yellow Eyes that You Just Dont Get with Any Other Eye Color
And the Rusty Part Comes from When Precious Metals Like Gold or Bronze Rust and Become Not as Shiny Anymore
Hence the Term Rusty Eye
Guy 1: I Love Your Bright Yellow Eyes!
Girl : (Sneeze) (Rubs Her Eyes till they Turn Red)
Guy 2: Hey Rusty Eye
Vet: You Cat Has Got An Eye infection Give Her These Eyedrops
Owner: OK
(A Few Moments Later)
Owner: Hey Rusty Eyes
Cat: "Miaou"
You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"
What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.
Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."
Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."
Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable
Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin
Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty
Person 1:I like um old and maluable
To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win
He's so cool and just relaxed,he's so rusty abbott
When a couple is fuckin' on the beach, the guy digs a small hole. the guy sticks his penis in the hole, and then he puts it back into the girl, in whichever hole he seems fit.
hey man, u ever heard of a rusty king scorpion.
yeah, i did it to your mom last night.
were in south dakota.
...fuck you