Hat

1) A piece of headwear usually worn for cosmetic or practical purposes.

2) A homosexual trap.

"Oi yeah mate I got this f'kin cap at Woolies for 2 dollarydoos last Friday."

"Dude, Hat is gay as fuck."

Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.

#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY

Hats

Condoms

Mandem 1: Fam I finna smash that chick no cap
Mandem 2: You got the hats right?
Mandem 1: Ofc not tryna get burned

Hat

Sausage casing for head.

Did you see that hat Eda is wearing?

Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

Hat

A basic hair slave for your head. Only dweebs wear hats. Seriously, get your shit together

Bob wore a hat. Bob got shot 😵

Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!