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First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex
Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!
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When you are having sex from behind, and you say the wrong name, and hold on as long as possible
Played sexual buckaroo with the gf last night..... Lasted 20seconds before I couldn't hold on any more
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Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
Is actually defined by an unexplainable sensation that takes a toll on someone’s physiological, and physical well being even spiritually in many cases, but only a selective few knows how to unlock this achievement.
The first time I experienced sexual ecstasy i passed out due to him being in overdrive of transferring his love, energy, frequency, and aura to the point it overwhelmed and over powered me in every way possible even physically due to the friction of his movements the pressure and pleasure being too much for me to handle.
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A thicc boi who is neither male nor female and is unusually bad at things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is exetremly spasmoidal at times. Does not enjoy physical activities.
"Thank you very much but I am actually a Mack sexual for your information"